"Click Me! This all sounds GREAT
....can I afford it?"

"What can you do for TEACHERS?"

"What does
'Corporate Options' mean?"

"Do you do
birthday parties?"

"What is
"The Circus Olympics"?"

"Are your feet really
that big?"

"Where is the other
wheel on your
Unicycle?"

"Are you....
Pepe the Clown?"

"Are you....
Julian the Juggler?"

"Have you got
a Website?"

"Is that real fire?"

"Why are you
juggling?"

"Is that a real Chainsaw?"

"Are you wearing stilts?"

"Is that a wig....
or your real hair?"

"Hello handsome....
can you tell me the way
to the optician?"

"How do I join
CIRCUS UNLIMITED!?"

"Are you a real clown?"

"Did you drive here
dressed like that?"

"What are they all saying
about you?"

"Why are you
wearing lipstick?"

"Can you domagic?"

"Can I have a go of
your juggling balls?"

"I bet you can't
juggle N balls?"
(where N = one more
than you're juggling
when they ask)

"How many of you
are there?"

"It's not too scary,
is it?"

"Can I have your
autograph?"

"Can I take your
photograph?"

"Have you got a
phonograph?"

"Is that a record?"

"Why do you do it?"

"Will we all get wet?"

"What is the secret
of your success?"

How long have you been
doing this then?

"So what else do you do?"

Is that the time?